Romance

The first time he tried
I was almost half asleep
He grabbed both my sides
to sweep me off my feet
But he didn't quite make it
so he dropped me in a heap

The next time he tried
I was sitting on a chair
He heaved with his might
to seduce the maiden fair
Still he didn't quite make it
and bruised my derriere

The third time he tried
I was wary of his charms
Even tried to help him
by jumping in his arms
Yet he didn't quite make it
and almost broke my thumb

In pain and in shock
I had my fill for the day
So I told him I'd walk,
just simply lead the way.